Modern Shakespeare

“I’m just a girl in the world” ~ Gwen Stefani

Cheeseburger Deluxe You Say?

You got me all wrong, Pal. This here salamander briefcase is just a front for smuggling cheeseburgers across state lines. That’s right, I’m running a black market cheeseburger ring right under your nose.

These ain’t no ordinary burgers, though. We’re talking 0.1% fat, baby. Take one bite and you’ll swear off your Dad’s dick for life.

I keep the briefcase chilled at precisely 34.5 degrees while I make my weekly delivery route through the backroads of rural America. The salamander is just my spirit animal, gotta keep pushing when the heat is on.

So keep it hush hush, and maybe I’ll slide you a burger sometime.

Remzi

‘Then he looked at me, and he said, “Remzi, I want you to suck my dick.” So I did, I sucked it.’ ~ Remzi

Literary Prowess

‘For sale: baby shoes, never worn.’ ~ Possibly Hemingway

People like to say The Tell-Tale Heart or The Lottery are examples of great American short stories.

Remzi by Remzi is the greatest American short story every written.